"Why don't you find yourself a handsome doctor?" her mother kept suggesting. "This is the place for it. A little hospital romance. What? Am I wrong?" June chocked it up to too much bed-ridden General Hospital and Grey's Anatomy but after a few weeks of it, she did Carol proud and roped a debonair ER surgeon in the cafeteria by asking a harmless "non-rash" question about various purposes of CT scans. After a few weeks, when Dr. X's conversations of tracheotomies and tonsillectomies blurred together, June decided to sleep with him. After all, she was here for the long haul by that point. For a while it was clandestine and exciting but sex in the doctors' lounge, empty patient rooms, X-ray room, blood storage freezer turned out to be short-lived, uncomfortable, and unsatisfying.